I always eagerly revel in the tears of adults with jobs and families crying over a stupid game, but feel bad when they show little kids crying. :/

Yeah, I remember seeing somewhere that if the KLM plane hadn't gotten all the extra, unnecessary fuel (way too much for a simple flight back to Amsterdam), they would have probably been light enough to clear the PanAm.

I have a friend from Germany. She lives near Köln but I've been to Berlin, Ulm, München, Hannover, and more. They were just people being curious and not knowing any better, just like people were being curious and asking you stupid shit about East Germany.

Oh trust me, I know. I memorized so many mnemonic devices, clever little songs to remember preposition cases, etc. Eventually I gave up trying to learn and have a adopted the "use whatever endings sound right and hope that my accent covers up any errors" style of grammar.

The question I get asked the most when I'm vacationing in Germany is how many guns I own and why I need so many of them. I own zero guns and I also expect the large majority of Americans don't. But it's funny how peoples' perceptions are colored by the media and skewed history and whatever. My German friend was…

Why is is like that though? Melonshead? Eggshead? Tomatoeshead? Makes no sense. Only English is allowed to have stupid grammar rules that don't make sense!

Not to be a, um, German grammar Nazi, but it should be "Melonekopf". "Melonen" is the plural form.

What's with Ariel's uniboob?

That headline is very misleading - I was expecting to see a broken bone poking out!

I used to watch Markiplier back before he was super famous and he was actually an okay guy. He would really give almost every Amnesia custom story he played his full attention and actually try to play the game. Then he started modelling himself after PewDiePie, playing all the stupid shit PewDiePie plays, screaming…

You two need to switch usernames

I'm guessing it's more that they know he's got a hair trigger and they're messing with him?

"It was a huge event where over 100,000 people watched California Chrome come up short."

Well since he doesn't have first hand experience of whether or not California Chrome lost the Belmont, he has to stick that "reportedly" in there. Just until he can confirm it with his source!

Yeah, I suppose you're right. Tonalist, Commissioner, and Matterhorn had every right to be there after running in the Peter Pan. I can see how the guy is frustrated though, but I'm not sure there's a way to fix the "problem". Like someone else said, if they only allowed Kentucky Derby runners to be in the Preakness…

I guess I've seen so many years of him calling the football games that it's just carved into my brain. *sobs*

If you're "lucky" enough to live in the Chicagoland area, you get to see him the entire college football season for Notre Dame Football!

He is right though, if it hadn't been a possible Triple Crown race, there would have been a much smaller field of horses.

Captain Planet, OBVIOUSLY.

I love how he spews his bullshit arguments in a public forum but when he gets called on it, all of the sudden he's a private kind of guy who wants to be able to scream and yell at you and, I don't know, shame you into taking your article down? Was that the point of it all?