That headline is very misleading - I was expecting to see a broken bone poking out!

I used to watch Markiplier back before he was super famous and he was actually an okay guy. He would really give almost every Amnesia custom story he played his full attention and actually try to play the game. Then he started modelling himself after PewDiePie, playing all the stupid shit PewDiePie plays, screaming…

You two need to switch usernames

I'm guessing it's more that they know he's got a hair trigger and they're messing with him?

"It was a huge event where over 100,000 people watched California Chrome come up short."

Well since he doesn't have first hand experience of whether or not California Chrome lost the Belmont, he has to stick that "reportedly" in there. Just until he can confirm it with his source!

Yeah, I suppose you're right. Tonalist, Commissioner, and Matterhorn had every right to be there after running in the Peter Pan. I can see how the guy is frustrated though, but I'm not sure there's a way to fix the "problem". Like someone else said, if they only allowed Kentucky Derby runners to be in the Preakness…

I guess I've seen so many years of him calling the football games that it's just carved into my brain. *sobs*

If you're "lucky" enough to live in the Chicagoland area, you get to see him the entire college football season for Notre Dame Football!

He is right though, if it hadn't been a possible Triple Crown race, there would have been a much smaller field of horses.

Remember that Twilight Zone episode that was like this? That was one of my favorite episodes. :D

Captain Planet, OBVIOUSLY.

I love how he spews his bullshit arguments in a public forum but when he gets called on it, all of the sudden he's a private kind of guy who wants to be able to scream and yell at you and, I don't know, shame you into taking your article down? Was that the point of it all?

Remember that whole "Suck for Luck" thing the Colts had going before they drafted Andrew Luck? Maybe the Bucks have something similar in mind for red hot college superstar Jackie Pong. "Long for Pong!"

You watch every single show ESPN airs?

Just one of those things you doodle in class during a boring lecture, I guess.

I think she's trying to say that there's so much misogyny in the world that, by including misandry, she's equalizing things.

Former Indiana governor Mitch Daniels is running Purdue University now and I imagine he's going to give everyone a run for their money.

Yeah, the granddam on his sire's side seems to be a good mix of fresh blood. Still, I'm surprised he was so cheap, considering he's got Secretariat and Seattle Slew on that side as well.

It's a shame they've inbred thoroughbreds so much that it's going to be the downfall of the breed. I remember reading somewhere that nearly 1 in 7 of all registered thoroughbreds can trace their ancestry back to Native Dancer.