I can't believe you ranked Vaan above Penelo. No, wait. I can't believe you ranked Vaan anything except dead last. That game got 100000 times better when you could finally boot him from your party.

I think he means no Chad, just the number.

Canineists

I know you're so super edgy that it hurts but children are people too.

He looks like Tim Allen at about the 40 minute mark in "The Santa Clause".

Wow, talk about crude. That's usually the kind of language you hear at a school board meeting.

He's looking pretty damn good for 50 years old.

Where do you work? A monastery?

More like a, "Oh sweet baby Jesus, please don't let anything happen to our goalie" stare.

When you have to tell reporters that it's safe to come inside your home, thus implying that you aren't going to fly off that handle and mercilessly beat the shit out of them, you've done something wrong with your life.

He's lucky if he only gets a suspension.

My grandma puts salt on her fruit. What do you say to that, huh? HUH?

Really disappointed he doesn't have camo paint on that car.

I hope he's with his family. Like someone in the previous article mentioned, your early 20s are when most people who have schizophrenia first begin to show symptoms. If he's ill, I hope he's getting help. Mental illness is no laughing matter.

My God, even the Canadians themselves are bored writing about the Canadian players.

Right? If it hadn't been for Angelina, I would have had no idea that was Brad.

Can I ask what all the scar tissue was from? Sounds painful like it was really painful. :/

It's Kiefer, not Keifer.

Uh, we're playing a long game, alright?