I can't believe you ranked Vaan above Penelo. No, wait. I can't believe you ranked Vaan anything except dead last. That game got 100000 times better when you could finally boot him from your party.

Oh my God, I came here to post this exact same thing!

I think he means no Chad, just the number.

Canineists

Well, I can't find the original article I read but here's a link to the $1 contract that Hooker signed with the city telling them they had dumped chemical waste in the canal. So it wasn't as if the city bought the land thinking it was just an empty field, they knew there were chemicals buried there. There's more…

We must have read the same article. They sold the land to the city for something like $1 and wrote a contract that said, "We dumped a bunch of chemicals here don't use this land for anything important like a school" and then the city went and built a school on it.

The Sevoso accident that was mentioned probably had something to do with that. Even though much higher concentrations of dioxin were released in that accident, the company tried to downplay the effects of the dioxin on the townspeople. Lots of people kept animals and had gardens that they ate food from, unknowingly…

Geez, Satan, I thought we took away your internet privileges already.

Are you telling me that the woman on Facebook who heard that honey and cinnamon cured her mother's cousin's brother's former roommate's cancer might be exaggerating?

I know you're so super edgy that it hurts but children are people too.

He looks like Tim Allen at about the 40 minute mark in "The Santa Clause".

On the blackboard directly abvoe his head is the equation for the fine structure constant, a dimensionless value meant to signify the strength of an electromagnetic interaction.

Wow, talk about crude. That's usually the kind of language you hear at a school board meeting.

He's looking pretty damn good for 50 years old.

I'd hate to see the 'Died of dysentery' graphic for Henry V. :/

Where do you work? A monastery?

More like a, "Oh sweet baby Jesus, please don't let anything happen to our goalie" stare.

Yes yes yes! I love that movie!

When you have to tell reporters that it's safe to come inside your home, thus implying that you aren't going to fly off that handle and mercilessly beat the shit out of them, you've done something wrong with your life.