He's lucky if he only gets a suspension.

My grandma puts salt on her fruit. What do you say to that, huh? HUH?

Really disappointed he doesn't have camo paint on that car.

I hope he's with his family. Like someone in the previous article mentioned, your early 20s are when most people who have schizophrenia first begin to show symptoms. If he's ill, I hope he's getting help. Mental illness is no laughing matter.

My God, even the Canadians themselves are bored writing about the Canadian players.

Right? If it hadn't been for Angelina, I would have had no idea that was Brad.

Can I ask what all the scar tissue was from? Sounds painful like it was really painful. :/

It's like hitting a girl you have a crush on!

It's Kiefer, not Keifer.

Uh, we're playing a long game, alright?

Sudafed is one of the main ingredients of meth too, which is why they make you show your ID if you want to buy it.

So. Fucking. Disturbing.

"Whoosh!" Right over your head.

I don't remember it from "A Tale of Two Cities" either. Maybe they're thinking of the last line from the book - "It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known."

Is 'sons' the new 'schools'?

Ugh, who puts a nose on their smiley faces?

Listening to that guy scream in agony as he laid there at the bottom of the half-pipe was horrifying.

I love Pete Dexter's work. I have Paper Trails and it's an excellent read.

It sucks for Nature that the original papers were published by them and now they have to publish an article about how they might not be true. Awkward!

Our 4-H people always set up the rabbit restaurant right outside of the rabbit barn. I was never sure if that was exceedingly cruel or really clever marketing.