"Hey, you guys want to take a shower, play some beach volleyball, and then take a shower again?"

The label they are proposing isn't all that informative. It's like those bags of peanuts that say "Caution: Contains Peanuts". I like your idea better because some people actually don't know that they should be drinking more water. They think, 'Well soda is a liquid so it's just as good as water'.

At least they aren't that glowing Chernobyl-reactor-core-red anymore.

To be honest, I don't think the judges themselves know how the scoring works half the time.

It means 'Did Not Finish', as in they slid off the course or fell or what have you.

I'm not going to calculate rates for the last ten years to "win" an internet argument with you so I guess you sure showed me. But saying "Despite the relatively high number in Vancouver, there is no indication that this is part of a larger trend" is rather disingenuous, isn't it? What's your explanation for it then,…

"Altitude"

How about mentioning that there were 15 DNFs at the Vancouver Olympics for the Women's Super G?

Send him to a US prison for a month and by the time he gets back to Norway he'll be happy with a deck of cards and a calculator.

Gang symbols at the Olympics?!?!?! Won't someone think of the children!?

Also, they're hideous. That grey circle in the crotch area is really helpful in drawing attention to whether or not any of the women's team have a camel toe.

Rich people buying things they would otherwise have no legal right to is a time-honored tradition!

Was the mannequin seized in the raid? Or did the police just have this mannequin laying around? Did they have to run to the local department store and ask to borrow one? So many questions!

Rule 21, section a: Non-Olympian participant on the field of play. Punishment: Disqualification of entire country with extreme prejudice.

I was honestly expecting him to show up in his judo outfit with a Team Russia jacket over it.

That is the dead-eyed stare of a man who has suddenly realized it can only be downhill from here.

You're right. But crowing in delight when some gets hurt does make you an asshole.

People on the internet are racist assholes. News at 11.

I think Guy Fieri is the kind of guy who would wear a T-shirt in the swimming pool too.

That last one is definitely "No self-circumcisions".