How about mentioning that there were 15 DNFs at the Vancouver Olympics for the Women's Super G?

Send him to a US prison for a month and by the time he gets back to Norway he'll be happy with a deck of cards and a calculator.

Gang symbols at the Olympics?!?!?! Won't someone think of the children!?

Also, they're hideous. That grey circle in the crotch area is really helpful in drawing attention to whether or not any of the women's team have a camel toe.

Rich people buying things they would otherwise have no legal right to is a time-honored tradition!

Was the mannequin seized in the raid? Or did the police just have this mannequin laying around? Did they have to run to the local department store and ask to borrow one? So many questions!

Rule 21, section a: Non-Olympian participant on the field of play. Punishment: Disqualification of entire country with extreme prejudice.

I was honestly expecting him to show up in his judo outfit with a Team Russia jacket over it.

That is the dead-eyed stare of a man who has suddenly realized it can only be downhill from here.

You're right. But crowing in delight when some gets hurt does make you an asshole.

People on the internet are racist assholes. News at 11.

I think Guy Fieri is the kind of guy who would wear a T-shirt in the swimming pool too.

That last one is definitely "No self-circumcisions".

I should have clarified. When applied to black people, "articulate" is code for "speaks like a white person".

Articulate is such a good word that it's a shame it's become a code for "speaks like a white person".

Keep an eye on the Cody Milliken one. He's running the gamut of racism. First he's doing the "there are different kinds of black people" then he does the "I'm not the racist one, you're the one who says n*****s are black" then it's "people are getting butthurt over nothing" and just now he posted the "I can't be…

I think there should be a kind of twitter community service. Like, every time to spout some racist bullshit, you should have to spend an hour sorting through incident reports and deleting bestiality from the twitter pic server.

'No way,' I thought, 'there's no fucking way Richard Sherman has a Masters degree in communication from Stanford.' I had to look it up. Jesus.

This does not surprise me in the least.