CUT THAT MEAT. CUT THAT MEAT.

The pleats reduce wind-resistance and increase spin speed.

Covering the spread?

These shoes sure belong in the 90s!

Is that. . . is that a VELOUR jacket?

This is what I imagine the reactor at Chernobyl looked like.

And to think, we might have one day read "The Waste and Corruption of Rahm Emanuel's 2016 Summer Olympics"!

He's actually saying lots of things here, trying to see what sticks. First, he says that Kluwe is lying. Then, if you don't believe that, he's saying that he can't possible hate gay people because he has family members who are gay and he loves them so I guess that extends to every gay person on the planet(???). And…

Ah, the old "I can't hate [oppressed segment of population], I know plenty of [oppressed segment of population]!"

I, personally, am looking forward to seven more years of questionable post-game interview wardrobe choices.

Start sending random people pictures of your dick. That seems to work well for others!