I’m a nice, fun, normal guy, but I’m also an introvert and the classic ‘sit across from each other in a quiet restaurant or bar’ first date is not where I shine. I need an activity and plenty of other buzz that we can make jokes about (when it’s nice, I like to go to a little neighborhood ice cream shop — it’s…

The “lock themselves in a room and pick the candidate” idea is what we did 4 years ago by anointing hillary the nominee immediately without letting the people’s voting play out. History has shown that a party having a huge field duke it out actually does end up winning.

Is it just me or are there a lot of “Bobby Jindal”s in this field? How have people given more than a million dollars to some of these folks? They know they’re throwing money away, right?

After 3,100 votes, just 21 separate them. What a matchup!

As a Chicagoan, the fact that Bill Daley didn’t make it into the runoff was shocking to me. He had all the money, all the “big machine” backing, all the endorsements, all the name recognition, was an old white male. Really was a big election against the establishment.

There are some other good ones too. Like kick someone in the balls and then, bam, “April Fool’s!” Hilarious.

HO-LEE-SHIT

She posed for fake Crew team photos to give to the fake recruiters. She definitely knew what was going on and participated in it. 

Not to mention it’s attacking the people least capable of fighting back.

Isn’t this essentially Bhad Bhabie and the other’s schtick? (I think there are a handful that pretend to have instagram feuds and yell at adults)

I’m not a lawyer, but apparently she is suing him in civil court and he cannot have the trial dismissed just because he is president.

New York is pushing on this right now. They have held up that he can be forced to do a deposition in a defamation lawsuit. (Though likely if they called him to testify, he would push back and there would be a 10 year legal battle.)

The answer is that they can file sealed indictments at any time and that ends the statute of limitations at the time of their filing. As of 5 months ago, there were reportedly “dozens” of them.

In the weeks/months between court filings coming out, there’s nothing else to report. It sounds like she’s cooperating, but until an SDNY or Mueller report or indictment comes out saying “this evidence was provided to us by Maria Butina” what else do you want from a reporter. (Agree though that it’s potentially a big…

My biggest takeaway is that she’s the exact same person as Billy McFarland of Fyre Fest fame. Whatever social defect gives you unimaginable unearned self confidence and makes you double down as the ship is going down and you’re ruining lives, they both got it.

The HBO stuff is on Amazon

She did pose for fake photos of her rowing a boat to get in. It’s not like she’s totally without fault here. It’s unfair that she’s basically the only “face” of this story right now, though she’s also the only one making thousands of dollars off showing off her dorm room. 

That’s one magic wrister.

What can they do with that DNA evidence once they get it? Check it only against criminals within that state? or is there a nationwide DNA database it gets checked against? or just send it to 23 and me and see what happens? 

Samesies