Jesus Christ, are people infuriatingly, willfully stupid about misinterpreting "Ban Bossy." Nobody fucking wants to literally outlaw the use of the word, fuckdroids. They call it that because it's catchy and alliterative. Do you write angry letters to Pringles demanding to know why the fun stopped after you popped? If…

Fair point. On the other hand I can't imagine watching a movie about Steubenville in the style of 12 Years A Slave without my hair going white.

So, best-case scenario, this is The Help with hackers. The Tech Support.

As horrifying as this would be, their rationale makes it sound like she was just the only single female Scientologist they could think of. Kind of like how I ship Will Graham and Sonya Cross from The Bridge because I can't think of any other ambiguously autistic crime drama protagonists.

So crafty, our Nick. I should tell him my secret trick for getting free water from the water fountain.

I knew Nick Cannon was a troll, but I didn't realize he was the worst kind: the kind who thinks he invented the concept.

I was never particularly attached to HIMYM (it wasn't until the fanfare around the finale that I was able to remember what the acronym even meant), but it's unfortunate that the practice of using a dead woman as a speed bump for a male one's development is apparently no longer exclusive to drama.

I would love to see Takei actually host, but I would love even more to see him host without all the skits being about dry cleaners and bad drivers, and those are two very different things.

It's Florida, that's just the producer.

Good call. It's literally just footage of your childhood pet's burial. They personalize it for everyone.

Ugh. I already had some residual cringing going on for that thing she said the other day about how Lena Dunham was "promoting diabetes" by being fatter than most people on TV but thinner than most people you see in real life, and this doesn't help.

You don't "stop by" for that. It takes commitment.

I'm aware. Not really seeing how that affects anything I said, but if we're just droppin' random facts, the plural of "beef" is "beeves."

I am SURE your objection to this is in good faith, Michelle-Malkin-who-literally-wrote-a-book-about-how-putting-Japanese-people-in-concentration-camps-was-the-right-thing-to-do.

So your basic theme is "Erroneously thinking other people give a fuck what you think," I'm gathering.

"I refuse to get outraged."

And there should be an amendment that you get to elbow willfully obtuse people in the throat.

It's weird that they didn't say "infer." They seem like the kind of people who would.

We see every time wingnuts try to deny saying something unfortunate that they don't understand the concept of audio or video recording, but I had no idea they struggled this much with the concept of letters too.

I can't decide whether I hate NYT not-actually-a-thing trend pieces of "what X person said in their Reddit AMA" articles worse.