"Just you hosers wait," Papa Biebs thinks. "The Hancock look is gonna be HUGE in 2014. You'll be kicking yourselves so hard you'll have to go the hospital. And pay for it."

Well, these are the same people who think "shoved down their throat" is the best metaphor Jesus ever invented.

That's gonna fuck up the lens.

I might be able to laugh this off more easily if the mainstream media didn't also treat autism as a punishment.

If that's not a typo, that's not what "in lieu of" means. Although I guess strictly speaking, that sentence is true.

I am personally so appreciative of the Right to Life activists who planted that pro-life seed in me as a young girl

I meant the blunder of producing an entire episode of an HBO show without nudity.

"True Detective" had an entirely nudity-free pilot. [snorts] Boy, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

True fact: Rock has disavowed that bit because so many idiot white people like this dandy started running with it.

I never wonder why someone's a racist, kid. The answer is always "because they're a fucking moron."

Oh fuck me, one of these.

Lord, if you can't give aneurysms to all the white people who fling the n-bomb around, can you at least take care of the ones who insist they're somehow not using it to mean black people?

I'm suddenly no longer disappointed she eschews the label of feminist.

Jesus, imagine having less common sense than a guy named Scooter.

Somewhere there exists an alternate timeline where t-shirts with Paul Muni on them are a lucrative investment.

I like that WoWS one better than the "Scarface for Douchebags" one, mostly because Scarface is already Scarface for Douchebags.

Two parents sleeping in the same bed and the kid going into bed… It is confusing in a sense.

There's no way to defend the use of the word. It was all about intention

Goddamnit, Kristen Bell, why can't you ever do anything wrong?

Yep. One more season after the current one.