For some reason, this reminds me of Will Ferrell in "The Other Guys" painstakingly explaining the subtle joke in the "FBI Female Body Inspector" mug.

This is one of the most devastating things I've ever read. There really aren't words to express my admiration for someone who would willingly relive this kind of thing in print for the sake of keeping it from happening to somebody else.

"Oh, you're so adorable I could just occupy your country and ruthlessly exploit it for its natural resources, destabilizing its infrastructure in a way that contributes to the rise of institutions like the Taliban!"

Yeah, in a similar vein, the other day CNN had on that rambling hick bullfrog Paul Broun, only one Louie Gohmert removed from being the Dumbest of All God's Motherfuckers, and he was told that Obamacare was, like it or not, the law of the land, to which he respond-shouted "Akshully, it's thuh FLAW of thuh LA-yund" and…

I figured out what really pisses me off about her; it's not the bigotry, the transparent pride she takes in her ignorance or the fact that she's no longer even pretending this isn't a grift. It's the way she speaks in bumper stickers. Not talking points, like every other Fox hamster, but pseudo-pithy truisms like the…

ACTUAL MISANDRY! I guess it DOES exist.

Anybody who ever says "I'm not saying that..." is saying exactly that.

Also, I assume Dylan McDermott is talking about his "Hostages" paycheck.

Ahem, excuse me, paint did not "kill the guy who played the Tin Man." It merely gave Buddy Ebsen an allergic reaction, necessitating his replacement by Jack Haley. I begin to question your commitment to behind-the-scenes minutiae of 75-year-old films, actor Seth Rogen.

It's not a coat, it's a duster. It's like a coat only it's longer, thicker, and far more bad-ass. She looks like Lorenzo Lamas and women find her irresistible.

My wife thinks Queenie is a metaphor for the exclusion of WoC from feminism even at its most marginalized, but I don't think Ryan Murphy is as smart as she is.

"Spawt awn."

I've realized I will spend the rest of my life thinking Dominic West is putting on an English accent whenever I hear his real voice. You, McNulty, are a gaping asshole.

I love how it seems like Patrick Stewart IRL is pretty much just Avery Bullock.

Damn, Nucky's influence is farther-reaching than I thought.

Ari Schwartz is a g-g-g-GHOST!

This might be their stupidest argument. My senior year of college, this passel of anti-choice drongos that calls themselves the "Genocide Awareness Project" or some such stupidity was demonstrating/holding a forum on campus (with big, full-color posters that multiple people said triggered them), and after they made…

I'm so goddamn sick of Slate's clickbait trolling. I swear to God, they come up with their story budget by making a list of things every reasonable person agrees on and inserting the word "not."

Seriously, though, there are truckers in Wyoming who are less transphobic than tabloids. (Are they still doing that "IS ANGELINA JOLIE TRYING TO MAKE HER DAUGHTER A BOY ON ACCOUNTA SHE'S A WITCH????" thing? I used to work in a grocery store and I had to stare at tabloid covers on a regular basis, but I've thankfully…

*Kruel Kris