So help me with something: I'm not one to think every single criticism of Obama is based on racial animus (and, despite what Fox says, I'm not entirely convinced that people who think that actually exist), and encouraging violence against the president (or anyone) is fucked up no matter what. That said, does anyone…

Yep. Nice to see what happens when smirking suburban white kids who giggle about "ghetto names" grow up.

Why do people think the objective facts being against them will shut conservatives up? These are the people who "unskew" polls whose results they don't like, fer fuck's sake.

I remember thinking during the whole Sandra Fluke thing, he clearly knows fuck-all about what birth control pills even are and yet, barring complete marital celibacy, what are the odds he'd have no children by his fourth marriage?

This needs a dead Lee van Cleef in the foreground and Ennio Morricone end-titles music.

Props to him for at least having the restraint to not say they were all wearing "Obama '12" shirts.

So you can magically discern intent, but it's slanderous for anyone else to speculate.

Next step: a folksy, piano-based BWAMMMMMMMMMP composed by Randy Newman.

There was no "suggestion of sinister or hidden motivation," you whinging little fabulist. The non-troll just said that they benefited white people.

It's like you're TRYING to not understand what "slanderous" means.

"I'm the only one who genuinely gives a fuck about rape, because I exploit it to justify my racism!"

And I won't dismiss that comment either, because it's hilarious.

Son, if you offer uncomfirmable anecdotal evidence that just so happens to support the point you're trying to make, people are going to assume you're full of shit. Once again, grow the fuck up.

"You should be ashamed of yourself for not believing the made-up story I use as an excuse to post racist Internet comments, you MEANIE!"

Ooooh, "racial slurs and hate attacks." Tell me, lad, have you considered not being a whiny-ass child? That's usually pretty effective. Or maybe you could exit Internet Explorer and let one of the other sex offenders in the halfway house have a turn.

Because so many of them are whiny fuckheads who think they've ever experienced anything remotely resembling racial discrimination, often (as in your case) while being openly racist themselves. Fuck those cracker-ass honkey peckerwood whitebread Ryan Seacrest motherfuckers.

"Everyone who disagrees with me is a Jew! Also, YOU'RE the bigot."

Considering they're both ways for white people to say "nigger" and think they're being clever, it doesn't really matter.

An aggrieved white person AND an anti-Semite? Golly, what are the odds?