What an idiot. Everyone knows he's only half Muslin.

LOL at the idea that these people base their outrage on anything he actually says or does.

I guess it's understandable that they'd be confused, considering their last president's idea of diplomacy was taking out his dick, looking from side to side and going "Huh. I guess I win."

Are you ready for weeks of "HOW COME HE AIN'T NEVER SAID NUTHIN' ABOUT THE LAWS IN MUZLIN COUNTRIES?????" Because I sure amn't!

Well, it's Florida, so I guess they won't strictly speaking be breaking any laws if they DO kill any kids.

Wow, so between this and the response to the Zimmerman trial, they're pretty much being open about how "PC" just means "not being an asshole." It's pretty helpful.

"I'm not sexist, some women, whose opinions I am attributing to literally their entire sex, are totally with me on this!"

I agree with almost everything except the last bit; look at someone like Nancy Pelosi, who's a grandmother and yet is constantly being bashed for her appearance (it's especially bad when they make facelift jokes- what can one do when vanity and not being attractive are sins of equal enormity?)

I can't decide between "Yoho ho and a bottle of dumb" and "YOHO- you only have a ridiculous victim complex once!"

I can't really disagree on the subject of Maureen Dowd knowing things.

"Ask nawt what yaw country can do fah you. Nobody likes a selfish lovah."

It's ASTOUNDING he seems to find so much time to tweet and nothing else, what with all that time he spends giving hot ladies all kinds of orgasms.

Add Jayson Blair to that list, considering further down in his Tweets he retweets someone talking about how we ain't need no more Mexy-cans 'til we pay that thar national debt and then, one tweet later, tweets the exact same sentiment paraphrased as though it's a realization he just had.

Also, Jesus Christ, he can't even fucking deliver a joke properly. "A Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd, in China. Because they were Chinese. This was in China."

History: JFK fucked around with countless women, including Marilyn Monroe.

I don't actually watch New Girl, but I had read that they had largely moved away from the initial MPDG/"adorkable" [brushes teeth having used that word] vibe, and I'm hearing that from people who were fiercely critical of that aspect.

I assume that phrasing came up because Eric Cantor offered to donate some of the body parts he keeps in his basement.

Probably. British tabloids are so uniquely awful, right-wing and racist I tend to forget which conservative British publications aren't tabloids.

Her roles before she settled into that had this really great tough, cynical vibe (i.e. Almost Famous, The Good Girl, even Elf to some extent) that either she got bored with or she stopped getting roles that had any room for it; it's a shame.