Yikes.

Nah, I'm just being mean about how he's done nothing else since the show/paraphrasing an MST3K joke just enough that it's not blatant plagiarism.

The fact that Nicholas Brendon will accept Oxy in lieu of pay should help keep the budget down.

Jones is hilarious with the right material, so I think it's better if she's got somewhere to go where she's not just the straight woman (especially since, even when Anne's been used well, the show has struggled to tie her to the overall plot ever since the pit storyarc ended, which is LIT-trully the only thing the…

You can be attractive OR named "Taylor Kitsch," not both.

Ugh, no. None of those guys are hot unless you have a foot-made-of-eyebrows-and-oatmeal fetish. (No judgment if you do.)

Seriously, Donnie, don't you have anything better to do?

Yeah, but now it's gonna turn out all the poor people who get it are secretly her too.

I am fine with Zimmerman going to a state that fought tooth and nail for the cops' right to break the balls of literally anyone who looks like him.

I'm on the spectrum myself, and there is no one I fucking hate more than people with Asperger's who behave in a way that reinforces all the stereotypes about people with autism. Fuck him almost as much as that dickless, kid-killing piece of shit Adam Lanza.

That tweet would have gone unseen by a lot of people if she hadn't remembered the crucial "#turd" hashtag.

I just cannot for the life of me imagine someone saying "That expresses exactly the sentiment I want to, but I know I could never phrase it so succinctly."

The same thing we do every day, Biebie... try to annoy the world.

I'm not defending that, but that's not what he said.

Far as I can tell, some women are really invested in victim-blaming because it allows them to believe that rape is something that befalls Bad Girls, and if they clearly condemn those Bad Girls it establishes them as Good Girls, and Good Girls don't get raped. It's disgusting and it throws their own sex completely…

I would love it if the real-life Ender was a Masshole because of how much it would piss Orson Scott Card off.

The denial goes deeper than that; I can't tell you how many people I've heard who actually think that nobody knew who Jeremiah Wright was in 2008, and that's why Obama won.

Well, Rubio, at least, isn't trying to attract any NEW voters, he's just desperately trying to assure the foaming, racist base that he's still one of the good beaners despite being pro-immigration reform.

I know it's just because she's a complete woman-child and she's going "Huh huh, 'Weiner,'" but it's still ironic that as she concern-trolls Muslim women, she's refusing to acknowledge a woman not taking her husband's name.