"Slade Sohmer" sounds like it started out as a prank-call name but the caller lost their nerve midway through.

He shoulda been the Red Viper.

So I guess to the Lord God, guy who got in a fight with an unarmed kid and gun-murdered his way out > Nelson Mandela. Okay then.

that Taliban never attacked you because of going to school or you were education lover

I love Peter Dinklage, but I'm thrilled someone else on GoT finally cracked the acting categories. I guess I'll always be kind of disappointed because there literally aren't enough slots for everyone on the show I feel deserves a nomination.

No. What difference does it make?

I'm not afraid of ghostsI'm not afraid of sharks
I'm not afraid of cancer

If you think a black guy who shot an unarmed white child wouldn't have been arrested, self-defense or otherwise, you are fucking stupid.

Oh, you're lucky; so, turns out it was actually Arizona Watermelon Juice rather than iced tea, so because these idiots believe the media are part of a conspiracy rather than just generally kind of dopey, now the "theory" is that he was trying to make sizzurp.

Also he had a screwdriver in his backpack and tagged a wall once, and sent some texts about getting in fights. Anyone who thinks this made him a ticking time bomb was probably the kind of person who thought "The Simpsons" should be banned for the good of society back in the early '90s.

There are actually people out there who think he had a criminal record. Those same people don't think Zimmerman's record of being charged with actual violent offenses is relevant.

And not only that, but to have come out of this as basically an Internet meme for the same kind of people who think firing Paula Deen was the REAL racism. It's just such a fucked up insult-to-injury.

I wish the people who really need to hear what she's saying could watch this and get any other takeaway than "HURR HURR PRECIOUS LOL."

(Context.)

Then how the fuck do the two cases compare, considering Zimmerman wasn't charged for six weeks? And didn't you JUST FUCKING SAY the perpetrator of a hypothetical black-on-white crime would never have been arrested?

Yes, someone who was such a dumb thug the cops wouldn't take him will do well at law school.

I need to figure out how to spend less than the 0% of the time I already spent watching The View.

"This would strike me as a good idea regardless of how much I'd had to drink" is not a great excuse.

Giving a shit about the Royal Babby is like having a foot fetish; I guess I believe that there are people who do, but I could never in a million years understand their mindset.