... There was a remake of Super Metroid already, it's called Metroid Zero Mission for the GBA.

You say "nothing exciting" happens because you think the only "exciting" part of the game is scoring. You're wrong.

Color me impressed.

inb4 "get rid of the offside rule" and "make every goal count as 6 points".

No he wasn't.

Sorry amerifriends.

I want a live reaction to The Wondo-lol-ski.

Man... He just had to tap it in, just a little touch and BAM! Glory.

You sure do seem to care.

I thought this was offside.

This match is oficially bonkers

Manchester Union

I think somebody needs to tell the US they have to play too...

"I am hardly representative of a Jezebel regular." lol of course

Jezebel Social Justice Warrior in a nutshell:

Why the short gif? We want to see the pain on the swiss players' eyes and the relief on the argentos please.

I think you meant "poste".

Oh I'm sorry, what did I miss? That you didn't want to be called a "reverse racist" so you just settled to insulting somebody for its way of talking?

Hah, I think the word "racism" speaks for itself. If you want to be a bigot to white people just because they're white go ahead, it just shows that you are not different from "real racists", and that if you had "power" you will be as oppressive as white people "are".

Well I guess I can organize an "All blacks are rapists" parade because hey, lots of black people are rapists too.