Eh.. you have Metroid.

Wait wait so I can just skip the origina Theatrythm and buy this one? It has all the previous tracks? That would be damn awesome, please say yes.

Well, yeah, it's more fun. We shouldn't be limited to only one option tho, it's FREAKING 2014.

That's a weird looking Link right there...

... Why, exactly?

Err... Zelda's always been open world.

Nice try Nintendo PR guy.

I usually don't have a problem with this but... it looks just too damn CHILDISH, looks like Animal Crossing with swords.

Bullshit. You can have as much fun playing online with your friends at the other side of the country than with your friends at home.

Why are they still doing that "all the characters in a car" bullshit? Does anybody even like that thing?

... You work backwards

That ... Swampert... so fucking... awful...

Oh so it's just Thrill Kill Reloaded.

Nice try, Nintendo PR guy.

He meant important, world-relevant sports.

Dude, breaking news. Thanks for pointing out something nobody knows about the sport while being extra original in the process.

That sounds good and all... except that's something you can't control, you can control your responses to other people's behaviour tho.

That... stupidly "happy" look they give him in the remake of Conker's Bad Fur Day for the X360 is just so... weird, it doesn't look like conker at all, he seems too... cute? Conker isn't cute at all... he's stupidily unpolite and he rocks so much for that.

It's Colombia gotdammit

We need to stick social commentary into everything.