I just assume they hate everyone except their in-bred little selves. Saves me time.

Callie, did you or anyone else see Solange's tweet yesterday before she deleted it?

So, Lupita Nyong'o, who is the freshest new face on the celebrity scene right now with tons of charisma, talent, beauty, and style to spare, gets paid dust by America's fashion bible, while the ultimate fantasy for/of every self-loathing Negro is celebrated with a cover?

I don't know, i am on Droid. Try to add that tag to URL and see if it works

Second this! I even clicked on the Kardashian baby Kollection link hoping it would be Dirt Bag. I'm that desperate.

How fucking progressive of them. Meanwhile the British government is tearing apart the welfare state but hey! that's ok, see, they've got nothing against the gays.

Why would Jezebel bitch about triggering but have the main image be one of her jamming her fingers in her throat?

Also- if the artist isn't engaging in this act to harm themselves or their bodies, then it's really not sending a harmful message to anyone. They're using their bodies to paint. Andy Warhol pissed on a…

The problem is, I can't see that this is a Dirt Bag from the main page.

Directed by Peter Capaldi too. Actor, director, musician, Time Lord, wizard of expletives. There is nothing that man cannot do.

It's based on the BBC series, which was excellent.

Ok. 2 problems.

I do not understand why Jezebel so often links to stories from the Daily Mail—one of the most vicious, objectifying, and often inaccurate newspapers in the world.

My Aunt Cathy doesn't let Joseph Gordon watch porn. At least not in her house. Technically, it's her second ex-husband's house, but Cathy says that's neither here nor there, since he is the one who moved out on her.

I think its more important that Daryl Hannah says she has autism, not that she has a pet pig...

Alright. As someone who has battled moderate acne since adolescence, the idea of not regularly washing my face is bonkers to me. I wash my face 1) in the morning 2) at night when I take a shower 3) before going to the gym 4) after going to the gym (sometimes this replaces the evening wash). If I didn't my face…

As a wonky-skin-haver, I wash twice daily. Have occasionally considered taking sandpaper to a particularly troublesome blemish or two. Big pores. Adult acne. That is not a recipe for not washing ye olde cara.

P!nk wants hella more babys

We already know who the next Bond is. Nice try, Jezebel.

True story.