We would like to apologise to Ketchups92 for telling him to have biologically impossible relations with himself, and hope that this certificate, good for 5 Internets, and a free subscription to Kotaku may repair the damage done to our good name by our actions.

Man, I hate Kotaku they never give away free consoles or games. Maybe I'll go over to IGN's website and start commenting on their articles just to say fuck you :)

No, that's the point of the demo. The point of the game is that you can never know the point of the game. It's different.

Great article, thank you.

He will be missed. This guy was a true patriot and an amazing writer.

This one's for you, Tom!

Why do you say "in my humble opinion?" I hate that phrase because you can just say "in my opinion" instead and it means the same thing, only way less pretentious.

You know, you could have just read the entire thing and THEN made a more informed comment, no?