Show me a link to valid source where the FBI has announced the drive and emails have been authenticated.

Meanwhile, in Long Beach, CA, I mask up before I open the front door. I probably have over 100 people living on my very short street, and half of them are out without masks in the streets and shit.

Yeah, it’s almost like you have to be completely tuned in with your own body and environment, say through some kind of mystical energy field created by all living things that binds the galaxy together, to use an elegant weapon like a lightsaber.

This is not news. There has been a vomit inducing caterpillar living in Washington for the past four years. 

My brain read the title: Pay $1k to Disconnect an RV for the Weekend
My brain again: I have to pay to disconnect shitter pipes from RVs for an entire weekend?

Biblical.

Day 0: Make an anti-mask tweet

Who hasn’t yelled ‘pizza’s here’ over your shoulder because you don’t need that judgement from the delivery person that the large is just for you?!

In related news: single woman have been recording answering machine or voicemail messages stating “WE can’t come to the phone right now...” for so long many of you don’t have an answering machine and never did. 

I for one welcome my new alien overlords.

“and a recent Windows update locks this browser into your OS even more.”

1) Attempt to scroll the first page. 2) Hit the bottom and think something wrong happened with the page loading. 3) Realize it’s yet another one of these beloved unnecessary galleries. 4) Click Print to be able to read the whole article in a traditional format. 5) Click fast to the end to comment (or reply to a…

A small cast iron skillet is the best meat mallet I’ve ever used.

This is the only relevant answer.

As long as someone isn’t trying to pull into the spot on the other side it is totally fine.

Shit, i just assumed it was jezebel, i didn’t even look at the title bar.

I agree, “dog” and “cat” years come taking a typical lifespan of 10-12 years and comparing it to the typical human lifespan of 70-80 years, giving you about ~7 human years for each “dog” or “cat” year. But developmental milestones (e.g., sexual maturity) and variance (e.g., the maximum lifespan) do not directly scale…