I hate him so much for being rich, handsome, and such a great player!!!

Secondly, the flaw with teaching the Dutch Reach in driving school is that not all passengers in cars go to driving school.

Sister Rosetta Tharpe: That’s All

Kobe took Luke’s laugh as consent.

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In honor of his Nobel Prize:

“You may feel a slight sting. That’s pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts. It never helps. You fight through that shit.”

Sell weed, lots and lots of weed!

I wonder what Aaron Hernandez’s actual body count would be if Tebow didn’t raise so many of his victims back from the dead.

Dad?

Can someone please forward this to Dan Snyder? I keep getting a bounce back from his prodigy.com account.

First or second place tie with all his others

In honor of Columbus Day....

Overnight stocking is not bad at all, no customers to deal with.

Happy 30th Birthday

I was the horror story for my roommates...

It’s entirely possible to like someone as a person and acknowledge the fact that his presidency was a disaster of historical proportions.

I got a car now...