I teach 4th grade, and one of my kiddos asked if he could do sharing on Friday. He brought in his iPad and started to talk about his favorite singer who had recently died. He played “Let’s Dance” for the class and shared pictures that he found on the internet. It was the sweetest thing ever! Most of the class had no…

As an apple shaped gal with killer stems, I would take some cellulite on my thighs to have a more proportional waist.

The kitten is me.

I may throw up.

Oh god, the romances from 40 years ago are so different that any editor would immediately say “Wow, who got in touch with Barbara Cartland via Ouija Board?”

People are the worst, but here is a cat hugging a toy.

As the exhausted patient of a dental practice that blasts Christian music, has Christian “art” everywhere, and whose employees ask me occasionally what church I go to, I say with excitement, sue their Christian asses out of business.

Excuse to posts a lovely wedding picture of my mother, about to celebrate their 50th anniversary next month? Accepted! Say hello to October of 1965.

As a general rule I’m not much of a princessy person but I’m making an exception for that dress

Sure, but does your phobia cause you to place your child and the public in immediate danger?

Sorry your heart is too cold and dead to appreciate the cuteness of kitties’ jelly bean toes.

I'm sorry you live with so little joy.

She’s realized it a crueller world out there for a brat.

Missed a chance to say, “who among us can throw the first scone?”

What did I just read?

I’d also point out that even Sofia Vergara, who Jezebel chose to feature in the photo for this article, is white. She is Colombian but she has dramatically altered her appearance in a way that appeals to people in the US who are looking for a “saucy latina.”

How you doin’? Wanna climb inside my time machine?

Gives a whole new meaning to nipple clamps...

See? We are more civilized.

Yes. Yes. Yes to all of this.