I have this fantasy where Jackson Galaxy and I team up to have cat behavior show. He's the good cop and I'm the bad cop but we both work in tandem to make terrible pet owners feel horrible about their stupidity. Yeah... maybe I should watch less Animal Planet and more PornHub but whatever.

I mean, she's not wrong.

SHOCKED.

DOG: IS THIS WHERE WE LIVE NOW? OK I WILL JUST LAY ON TOP OF YOU LET ME KNOW WHEN IT IS TIME FOR WALK OR IF YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO GO GET BALL WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO GO GET BALL I WILL WAIT UNTIL YOU WANT ME TO GO GET BALL OH THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE OVER THERE LET ME SEE IF THEY HAVE BALL

Let's not put down women who straighten their hair, okay? That can be just as problematic as criticizing women who wear their hair natural.

I am so glad to read this. When this whole thing happened and Jezebel was so incensed, calling it a stunt, saying the couples were props, etc etc— I couldn't help but think that such attitudes are harmful to the people involved (basically stripping them of their autonomy of involvement). So, it's good to hear that a…

Those studies included people with lower levels of depression. People with serious clinical depression ARE helped by the drugs. I'm one of them, and neither you nor Tom Cruise will take them away from me.

The girl from Pretty Little Liars is marrying the dude from Suits.

A classic case of correlation =/= causation. So:

No.

What a sad way for you to live.

That's really bad. Also tell him not to flush condoms! Geez. Poor ladies, poor septic system.

Let's just focus on this part, shall we? She ATTEMPTED TO REPORT A CRIME and so they ran her ID and found an active warrant. Now that's incentive not to report a crime if I've ever heard one. Jesus fucking Christ.

Her very first discs have been swept under the rug as an old shame, but damn if I don't miss her pies descalzos and Donde estan los ladrones times :( :(

I miss the Shakira when she first started out.

Sorry, it is bullshit that the descendant of a slave owner has some special requirement for apologizing for slavery. It is double bullshit when that person is a celebrity. It's triple bullshit when you have living plutocrats actively oppressing living people, right fucking now.

He needs to apologize to every black person, for his family's past. I suggest he start with me and come to San Francisco and make mad passionate love to me. Then all will be forgiven.

Sorry puppies, I'm watching the Kitten Bowl instead.

If you want to jog and have a smartphone, I really recommend ZombiesRun. I know, I know, but it's a lot of fun. They have a trainer called Zombies 5K. They talk you through learning how to jog, while all the time having another underlying storyline happening of END OF THE WORLD ZOMBIES ARE AFTER YOU. Plus, it…

I'm 5'11" but I love all those dresses. What I'm saying is get ready to see my pussy, America!