Oh my, I was also tied to a chair by my 3rd grade teacher, and I'm the same age! I wonder if it was the same teacher... I was diagnosed at age 4 as hyperactive, and my parents didn't do much about it other than give me coffee occasionally (which settled me down). I was surprised when I found out many years later that…

WHAT A MAROON!

Yup, fightinginfishnets nailed it. I was wearing a 36 band, when I'm actually a 32. Still, I had a LOT of cleavage. I really don't know how I kept that insanity going for so long, but I'm comforted knowing I'm not the only one.

That's about 4 inches taller than I thought he was! I mentally picture him as some kind of a woodsprite on Rumspringa.

But, hey, sometimes a woman just wants to Pampered!

Urine agreement with a lot of people on that one.

Oh, come on. She's obviously full of shit.

Good God, the smell. The smell must be incredible.

Lol momz

It remains, to this day, her finest work.

My mom doing Motocross back in the 80's.

2+ years since my mother got a smartphone (which she loves, don't get me wrong), and I'm still trying to talk her through things like nixing her email notifications ("Why does it do that? I don't want it to beep every time!") and what an app is, exactly ("So this is better than just going to facebook on the internet…

Ok one thing I really will never ever understand, is that people feel the need to biologically reproduce to such a large extent they would freaking ask someone to have major surgery on THEIR behalf, then go through the same surgery themselves, and all the after care etc.etc.etc. ADOPT people, freaking ADOPT. Not to…

You...know there are...two cats...right?

I know. It still stings.

Great, now I'm sad that Steve is gone.

Yup, I have a 9 year old niece and this is about how they communicate, bless their little hearts. You can't fake that kind of stream of consciousness writing if you tried.

That's what you hate? Because what gets my ire up is walking past a hundred racks of cute stuff in straight sizes to get to the ONE rack of hideous plus-size "clothes".

"I don't like being watched," says the woman who posts pictures of her ass on Instagram.