CEREAL KILLER! FIRST!

How could you forget Mark Harmon?

He cheated with Tori. Why wouldn't he cheat on Tori? Is this really a surprise to anyone? He cheated on his previous wife when they were in the middle of adopting a baby and she ended up adopting as a single mom because he refused to go through with the adoption. What a guy. I'd definitely marry and have four children…

Jewish lesbian penguins?

I would bang him like a screen door in a hurricane. And now, back to my classy, housewifey self.

Is it just me or does she look exactly like Kim K here? I had to do a double take.

SO EXCITED ABOUT A TWO-HOUR SLEEPY HOLLOW SEASON FINALE!!!!!!!

Seriously, it's not like we're talking about Florida or anything.

To my Whovian girls who is wishing in their heart of hearts Catherine Tate will be seen running in the background fighting with David Tenant next to the TARDIS?

Please do it late in the night after everyone has gone to bed. Wear a nightgown, have the kitchen be dark, with only the light from the open refrigerator door bathing you in its glow. Please swipe your index finger through the dough and slowly raise it to your mouth, letting some dough dribble on your voluptuous…

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

I'm going to guess that you are a lady, in which case I have to tell you that these guys and this ad aren't targeting your demographic, sorry.

Agreed. CLEAN UP YOUR DAMN ROOM BEFORE YOU SHOW IT TO THE WORLD.

Huh. If I was going to set up a time-lapse video of my animal sleeping all day, I would at least make my bed. But maybe that's because I am a DOG person. #teamdog #bringitteamcat

So people aren't allowed to evolve?

The Beastie Boys were also originally frat boy rock/rap, but they changed over time to be interested in a variety of music and social/political issues.

I've seen natural women, my friend, and they look NOTHING like VS Angels.

Please don't think me braggadocious, but several years back I had the good fortune to interview the loveliness that is Iman, a phone interview that started as she was walking home from something, and then into her apartment and into her kitchen, where she proceeded TO CONVERSE WITH DAVID BOWIE WHILE I WAS STILL ON THE…

when i was a kid i always casted who would be what x-men. Iman was and still is my Storm.