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HYPERBOLE IS THE GREATEST INVENTION IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!

Dear Literal Person:

Captain Jack?

Eminem just does. not. age.

Teddy is always telling that b*tch to step off his noms. It's a holiday tradition at this point.

Is this the same fellow who eats the corn? Are all porcupines so cute? (Too lazy to search for these answers on my own).

Sweaters. I knit sweaters for my cats.

Don't forget Charlie on Supernatural. She hacked NORAD at the age of 12.

But you are right that there were less pictures post-baby!

she claims her custody has gone up from 4% to 50%

Wow. What'd she do to piss you off so much? This is a pretty scathing take-down of a pretty vanilla figure. You should save this vitriol for those who truly deserve it (especially since the whole thin/blonde thing isn't her fault; sure, she is benefitting from it but it isn't her that gave her the mag covers or…

Wow. This is the angriest article I've read in a while about anything on Jezebel. She's just doing publicity for her new TopShop collection and to answer your question—I actually DO give a shit. This was obviously something that was arranged by her publicist and good for them—they're doing an excellent job getting her…

I'm such a monarch history nerd, with extra emphasis on monarch of great britain, and as i completely 100% suspected from a CW show, this is one big pile of UGHHH.

Worth noting that her guardian and great-uncle was Lord Mansfield. Famous for his ruling in Somersett's Case that established that there was legally no such thing as a slave within England and Wales.

But have you ever peed yourself while sneezing?

"Sneak in a Little Exercise Before You Pee"

I'd have named him Sailor Mew.

I'm glad this one has an ending where the kitten can walk without the brace. I want to save as many animals as possible and provide them with good homes, but sometimes I find that people go too far and keep animals alive when their quality of life can't be enjoyable at all.