You've maligned the asshole sir, I demand you apologize to the noble orifice.

My older brother's friends thought it was funny to hear the six-year-old swear, so they'd take me through the alphabet: A is for Asshole, B is for Bitch, and so on. If he becomes president, I'm F is for Fucked.

"A" for effort buddy

It absolutely is a matter of ownership in their minds.

Unfortunately these are those lovely type of guys who think the only women in the world who aren't whores are their mothers and sisters. They would gladly kill someone who said anything like this to their mothers, but only because they view women as possessions. This kind of stunt might temporarily shame them, but…

If you're afraid you're doing something that's going to get your kids taken away from you, then you should probably have your kids taken away from you.

My other thought is, if she had access to affordable day care, maybe she would have gotten away from that sick bastard more easily as well.

I don't know this situation, but I work with DV survivors and quite often women who are being terrorized in abusive relationships end up losing their kids - sometimes permanently - because they're not able to protect them from abuse. This woman might be a monster, but this could also easily be another case where the…

Are we twins? I typically just answer "melanin" and walk away.

Camille, Phylicia, all of you idiot defenders: Wake up! How many woman does this monster have to hurt before you open your eyes and see the truth?

I'm just going to share this story from last Saturday. A good money-making night- the restaurant is packed, we're trying to turn over tables. Of course half of them are fucking campers. So when another 8 top of 40 something year olds roll in, I'm begging my manager to give them to me. Bright eyed and with an imaginary…

I knew one of you would show up. Outcomes are relevant. There's a difference between death or permanent discomfort during sex and missing a piece of skin.

Monogrammed Thermosery

Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.

I literally work in a field where the clientele all have innie parties and mostly functional uterus', and the fucking male doctors still look at the problems these people are having and go "so, have you considered that it's your period/all in your head?"

But are you allergic to crunchy?

Alas. They say so often on Gawker in comments and elsewhere. It is related to Islamophobia even though other religious groups practice FGM to.

I want a goddamn coffee latte in a goddamn monogrammed thermos right now!!!! And God help you if there's any red in there because I'm allergic to red!

"...the forensic report claimed it was thee result of an allergic reaction to penicillin used to treat genital warts."

Amazing news. Tangentally - we are having the first trail for FGM carried out in the UK right now (some details quite graphic in the article). This kind of torture must stop. But we cannot kid ourselves that it is only happening in certain parts of the world.