He is an utterly fantastic songwriter, prolific and talented musician. Really a once-in-a-generation kind of guy. He's produced some of the best albums of the past 20 years bar none.

I'd be perfectly content if I was infertile (I'm a guy, BTW). Then I wouldn't have to worry about having a kid, which is good, seeing as though I don't want any. ;) Maybe I should eat some plastic.

I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back

Sure, lawmakers. Go ahead and try to stem the tide of free sexuality and preserve the Sovereignty of Marriage. It worked for King Canute...

Preservation and Sovereignty of Marriage Act and Sanctity of Marriage Act...I love the holier than thou sounding names they assign these anti-gay bills. From wiki:

You are good at words.

Wait, so it isn't that peeing before sex causes UTIs, rather it is not peeing after p in v sex that causes it. But if you truly have to pee, won't sex with a full bladder be uncomfortable and not worth it. Feels like another way to make straight ladies worry about sex rather than enjoy it.

"ASDKJHFSAD;FHSW;nfdsszfg;ljsnafg;fouihsRFOUNSADFVNS'dofinhndvkvl;jncvisfd" aka your comments

two cakes in the shape of the Bible, decorated with phrases like "God Hates Gays" and two men holding hands with an overlaid X.

This is bullshit. The people working for slave wages in fast food joints have it SO good. They don't need a living wage or heath care. Working yourself to death for a pittance is the American way and their tears make the cheap burgers taste delicious.

I cannot stop laughing at the (accurate) concept of the New Testament being the Bible Expansion Pack. The Bible: (A Distinct Lack of) Wrath of the Jew King.

Just sayin'

I'm British and when I saw this story and his picture my fist began itching with the urge to repeatedly punch him in the face. Strangely he has had this effect on everyone on my FB feed where we voted him 'Hipster Tool of the Week.'. So I think your chances of finding him unpunched by the time you fly to Blighty are…

Here's a link to the gofundme info to help support the baker's legal fund.

Yeah, the whole first half of the bible is basically, "worship God or die. Painfully."
Of course, it's the second half that then comes around to the "don't be an asshole" idea, but that's more of an expansion pack, not the original.

"i'm not religious, but i know enough that most of the big religions started basically on the "don't be an asshole" premise."

Did they? It seems like most religions historically are pretty big on: "if you slight our gods in any way, they will fuck your shit up".

Good work, guys. This was beautiful. My god, people are absolute morons.