this is true in alabama, if I remember right...

Uhm...when you actually read Peter Pan and re-watch the movie...Peter is abusive, violent, egomaniac and such a creep, I do not want to see a romcom about that, thankyouverymuch.

I know bikini season as the season you cannot wear a bikini because you freeze your butt off. Thank you, last year's summer of sadness in NZ.

Maybe damned is the Australian way for BBQ steak? You know, raw in the middle, burned black on the outside? ;)

I would love to watch a movie about Marie Curie. How she had to fight to be allowed to hang out with Roentgen, how she was denied access to the university, how she struggled after her Husbands death. She was an outstanding woman.

Sorry, you just got #notallmen 'sd. Happens to everyone.

Most of the time, a woman kills her husband only if she does see no other way out, aka abusive relationship, no matter if emotional or violent. Else, women prefer poison to violence, and shooting sounds very violent and bloody to me.

I have to admit, every time I read the name Shia LaBoef, I really, really itch to link to the song "actual cannibal Shia LaBoef"...I can avoid it...I can....Nope.
here it is.

Reminded me of that time where a mom (drunk as hell) did not mind that her 5 year old daughter was asleep underneath our bar-table at 10 pm at a karaoke place. We asked friendly if it would not be better for the daughter to sleep at home, instead of our table, because we were worried that we might hit her or…

Yeah. When I was six, I woke up because something tickled me...turned on the lights and I screamed. The ants had decided that they needed to build a trail across my bed, across my belly...Still hate them for that.

The biggest and important difference is what she says: did you mother tell that she hated you, or that she regretted having children? It is very important.

For example: my mom hated my dad. She had to marry him, even though she had a different BF at the time. She told me. Do I resent her for that? No. I know I would…

The top one looks like a greatparty with lots of nibbles, alcohol and music.

Uhm...you do not know how an abusive relationship develops? How the victim is told to be unlovable and disgusting, a wuss, and not worthy? how the victims will be shamed into silence, or threatened into silence (I will kill you, your mother, your dog, your child, etc), or are completely dependent on their abuser? (no…

I even got my picky husband Sobek to eat anchovies on his pizza. (Kiwis do not understand the idea of salami as a topping)

Oh yes. I also had to get used to the difference between chard and silver beet, and that there are only pawpaws in NZ, and no papayas. And the pronunciation at the vowel loss of some of the words...well, you learn something new any day. Good on ya, ta.
At least they had the brilliant idea to serve pancakes with banana…

Yay, and next he will claim it was not him who did this, it was his MMA character alias, like war machine did.

I kind of get the ketchup one, but no salt? How many chefs did I encounter who NEVER tasted what came out of their kitchen? I remember one of my favorites, a pizza where the tomato sauce was just tomato passata straight out of the can, and there was no salt in the dough, either.
I am a German, I need my high salt…

Put it on hot dogs, and add curry powder. It is delish, and the Germans know that for forever. (look up currywurst)

Douchecanoe amd Twatwaffle are are both copyrighted swear words of Jezebel. We have some more, if you need them.

Can I get those gifs, please? I need them fore....err....research....