It is an odd feeling to want something and yet hope to never receive it.

Well the top one, I immediately thought of the robot from Lost in Space.

"The universe stared with anticipation at Mrs Brenda Gleeson, who having once again forgotten to draw her bedroom curtains, began to remove her bra."

I used to work with a preacher from South Africa (on an IT helpdesk of all places) who claimed to have performed a couple of exorcisms around Africa.

This huge sausage is very suspicious. If I didn't know better, I'd say it was a horse's wi—

What the heck is skilling up anyway? Does the clock start ticking down from the moment you log a character in, or does it start and stop between kills/quests?

@LauraAnnT: The dark sigil Odegra? Nah, I'd say the M25 still has that sewn up to a tee.

@m4rkg1: *cough* Keith Vaz *cough*

Wouldn't this piss off the Yrr?

It used to be possible in the days of the Great Binge to buy heroin at Harrods.

"He must be a king."

@Gimmi Mørgäikkönën: Apparently Robin has misplaced a piece of fruit. Upon closer inspection, it appears to be a pear; possibly Pyrus communis.

The urge to post this is overwhelming. Nailed the papers and their readers down to a tee about one minute in.

@stupidmonkey: Dear gods, the same thing happened to me. I loved that phone design, but the non-stop lipstick phone references slowly eroded that.

@Edwinik: Probably for this: Evangelion: 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance (ヱヴァンゲリヲン新劇場版: 破 Evangerion Shin Gekijōban: Ha?, lit. "Evangelion New Theatrical Version: Breaking") is a 2009 Japanese animated film written by Hideaki Anno. It is the second of four films released in the Rebuild of Evangelion tetralogy based on the…

Since when did George Lucas invent the snood? The painted woman also looks more Jolie than Portman.

I wonder if they'll go for the Space Runaway Ideon ending?

Best playing video games acting is in Spaced. Simon Pegg playing Resident Evil and Tomb Raider for real because he'd seen far too many shows with bad video game acting in them.

Some alien somewhere probably collects antique stone willies.

@Kryptolojik: The Storyteller with John Hurt?