I mean, I guess. It's just so disappointing because we are so awesome.

Come ON, Minneapolis. Like seriously, what the fuck. We just got all this great press for the ASG and now we have to see local assholes acting like complete assholes? Stop it.

I've driven one. It looks, sounds and feels like a goddamn rocketship on the inside. It's simply amazing.

I did that. Still no dot in the TC. Boo.

Except I-35, apparently.

I-90 is loved. See Minnesota and South Dakota and Wisconsin.

My roommate had a worm coming out of her eyeball, OH WAIT, NO, THAT'S THE AD THAT WON'T GO AWAY ON THIS PAGE.

How about we all start using the proper term: contraception. Birth control is something else entirely.

Lies: I can haz them?

I'm a birder too but you need to chill the fuck out.

Yeah, it's usually MOTHERFUCKER!!!! Which has nothing whatsoever to do with what they look like, who they love or who they worship. Huh.

Maybe I am in the minority here, but I feel like I need to proudly say that no, I have never ever ever said those awful words, or any words like that. I mean, why would you ever? There are apparently some people in the world who can't comprehend that others don't have that kind of hatred in them. Thanks for letting…

I'm concerned because she (this is obviously a chick) thinks this dog is barking AT her, through her walls and windows.

No, it doesn't. It WAS her job. It doesn't matter. You do your job, even if you don't like the client, the case, the system, the judge. It doesn't matter what your "true character" is. The law is the law.

Equine balls are usually hair-free. FYI

My guess is never.

Ok, two things. First, do people even say "Roman Catholic" any more? Like, what other kind is there? And second, how much was the said extra large delicious Mr Pibb that we are supposed to be horrified by the WHOPPING 1 DOLLAR TIP? I may have to call shenanigans on these two.

Just came back here to say that a woman was set on fire yesterday by her husband in MN. So yeah. Fuck you, WaPo. Again.

PS I LOATHE Eva Green. Casino Royale was on last night on SyFy (whut?) last night and i wanted to murder my TV.

Now, if we could just get her to stand with her hands at her actual waist and in a normal body posture. Baby steps.