It would be nice if people in pretty gowns would just stand nicely instead of POSING!!! all the time. Like, we get it. You have a giant slit in your gown. We don't need to see your entire leg sticking out in front of you to gauge the effect. Just, stop it. Just stand there. Put your hands on your hips like a…

Egyptian is a race now?

Blake Lively's mouth is open. Quel suprise.

Yep, here you go. http://pulptastic.com/cats-in-tight-…

Which would be actually funny if his name was King.

You...don't know what a scepter is.

Debunk what? How did the dog get from the shelter the second time back to the car in order to run away at a gas station?

Yes, he is completely unbelievable, which is why none of the explanations make any actual sense, and therefore why they have to be explained over and over. Because none of them happened.

I'm sorry, but FUCK that dog. That is the craziest fucking thing I have ever seen. I love dogs. I love cats. I hate children. That fucking psycho dog needs to be put down, like yesterday. And that kid deserves a bike that fits. WHAT IS THIS I CAN'T EVEN.

Oh, well as long as your wife thinks it's not as bad...

What's a "Hab"?

What's a "Hab"?

And your name and address are not private information.

I agree with you. The host had only five minutes, and had to get all his stuff in. I don't think he interrupted her because she was an Asian woman. I think he interrupted her because she was a guest on his show and it's his show and he can interrupt any of his guests to fit all the background info in in five…

False. Oatmeal Cream Pies are always number one. Always.

Nothing says grandma like the word slacks, period.

I seen? Come on.

Is she really that pigeontoed? Because that might explain why she trips all the time.

My grandma kind of reacted that exact same way too, in that she was excited she could now do things like order pizza with green peppers and have the TV at a normal volume.

Usually I reserve this comment for Bachmann, but that bitch is crazy.