SQUIRREL NUTKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY FAVORITE!!!

I think I would be honored if Naomi called me an idiot.

Oh thank you for telling me this! I was worried she was crying blood there for a second!

Yes, please stop having fun and being silly with celebrities you wish you could be BFFs with in real life. You are only hurting everyone and everything around you with your stupid fucking imagination. Thanks Obama.

Weeeeellll, technically it was the Marine base, but still. I get to say I was born at Quantico.

I was born at Quantico.

Also, what's an "angolphone"?

Sauce? You have to be kidding with this. Is that like calling tomato sauce "gravy"? Stop it.

Can you not WAIT till she's on DWTS??? It's going to be MAGIC.

Could be, but the article said they buy all their avocados from California. Which I applaud. BUY AMERICAN. But fuck this. I want my guacamole.

Shut up. Seriously. This is a non-story.

I better never ever see the word "trackie" in here ever again. Ever.

At least one of the animals (the pig or the rooster) may be there as a companion for the horse, too. I've known many horses lose their shit when "their" chicken is out of their sight. But yes. That is too many animals for a residential lot.

Um, it's actually "AH-MAL-ZING".

The point, you have missed it.

Seriously, Yelpers? All chaps are assless, otherwise they'd be PANTS. Come on.

Most of my family saw which way the crazy wind was blowing and didn't give me any flack for it.

I hate Tyra because shes stupid, not because she's black.

My thoughts are that there are six white people on the cover and six black people on the cover and that is awesome.

A little.