Hawkeye has some explaining to do...

Well, he was very well hung...

I don’t remember where I found this, but it’s one of my rotating backgrounds for my computer, and I feel it should be one of yours too.

Nice. But it doesn’t beat this...

I am spinning in my grave.

Boom! Head sh...ah, shit!

The kid is too neat.

He is right. Beard, Mullet, Ginger, and afro on the same team, introduced one after another. I’ve never seen that before. Genius level.

I thought this was going to be a Simmons column.

Don’t you mean Royce?

I quit drinking about a year ago and have found that my desire to be around more than a few people at a time in a social setting went out the door with the booze. If I find myself in any kind of party setting, I just smoke a bunch of weed and make friends with the dog. Drunk people are the worst.

I think we found a new love interest for Frank Reynolds.

Names matter? LOL. Move outta your mom’s basement, kid.

It could be worse... they could have given it to Simmons.

I prefer ball men.

Well, TLR got to manage for a long time in front of the #BFIB. That, in and of itself, is the best reward a man could ever need.

WORLDSTARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By not cold-cocking both ladies, he just guaranteed himself a much better contract..and a dinner with the Goodels.