I recently posted a Toonces clip in response to some post on facebook that vaguely referenced both a cat and a car. Many people had NEVER HEARD OF TOONCES, and I realized I am old now.

The match should be a wheelchair match. As in, the first one to get out of their wheelchair wins the match.

Sounds like he should sign with the Bills.

I was worried that Deadpool couldn’t possibly live up to the hype; that the jokes wouldn’t hit, and that it couldn’t walk the line between savage humor and pure action.

NFL should switch to having all players wear those giant, inflatable Sumo suits. It would instantly make the games 450% more fun.

Never would have happened if Zombie Al Davis was still around.

Can’t be any worse than Philly.

Dean Spanos finally learned the meaning behind the adage “money talks, bullshit walks.”

the Rooneys, the Maras,

We did not cover for a drunk Manziel.

“Stupid horse in recliner.”

Finding out at the end of the day you’ve been wearing your underwear inside out. The whole point of underwear is to keep your taint from rubbing all up against the fabric of your pants. But the next time you wear those drawers, your taint residue will rub against that fabric. It doesn’t even matter how many times you…

“It places the biscuit in the basket.”

Must be a day ending in “Y” in Philly.

Gee, let’s elect a guy who devoted so much time and energy to propagating lies in the Ferguson case.

These things are everywhere you look. Everywhere.

So, this is no longer #1 on his career highlight reel?

If you need to stop using credit cards to avoid paying interest that’s fine, but I’ve had a credit card since I was 18 (and before that as part of my parent’s account) and have never paid an interest fee. Credit cards have a lot of advantages over debit cards like extended warranties, cash back (2% on all purchases…

Most of the Monopoly I played during my formative years happened when Vanilla Ice was a thing. As such, one of my friends would choose the thimble and always say he selected it because “I go crazy when I hear a thimble.” Obviously this went beyond an annoyance and filled me with rage and fury as a kid, but now,…

What a downgrade in graphics!