Throw another Schnitzel on the barbie!

Yeah I don’t think she’s into it, I’ll have to keep listening to the song.

Normal snowstorm? Not if you tip well and also don’t complain if it takes an hour or so to get your food to you.

In Wisconsin, this would be a technical.

Hello, I am the artist of the work, Cameron Mitchell. Just dropping by to say a big thank you for the write up and the kind words! I hope anyone watching the video enjoys it :)

I don’t know how to tell you this...but 99.99999% of these type of interactions (shaming an opposing fan) are staged. They’re usually front office employees (typically sales reps). It’s a legal/insurance thing. Sometimes long-time STHs who express interest are included, but that’s far less common.

Source: I’m a former…

Yeah, I cut the cord three years ago. I’m 43 and single. Real life is just more interesting than sitting on a couch watching games. I don’t really miss the sports.

If he flops as much as all soccer players flop, I don’t think his handle would be appropriate.

With five minutes left in each half, someone on the Chiefs should tap Andy Ried on the shoulder and say “Coach, your end of half buffet is ready” and then lead him to a table of all his favorite foods. Someone else on the staff can take over from there.

This kid is going somehwere in life!

#GoonLivesMatter

I’m gonna go to the strip club and make it rain gold bars.

SPOILERS!

It was Pujols5 in STL, but he changed it to Bagwell5 in Houston.

At least it settles the debate.

Poker. Study, practice, get good. Profit.

Gotta go down the back of the pants if you are trying to execute a proper Stink Palm.

Immediately thought of Mallrats:

You think he’d like a chocolate covered pretzel?