I remember when they finally got a TV deal. I had to see what this fed was all about since I had been reading about it on the net for a few years.

“Bah Gawd King, he just broke the Jets playoff hopes in half!”

Here’s a hint from someone who grew up watching the Monday Night Wars: If you want tips on technical precision in professional wrestling maneauvers, an ECW hardcore guy is not the way to go.

I clicked the link to the original article. Unfortunate article to be promoted.

...and teeth made for a candy corn impersonation.

Bob Ryan: a face made for radio, and a voice made for print.

That is one drenched Jack Sock.

But there’s no way Manziel can deliver a bomb.

That’s the best one on the list!

Will Leitch will be your Jamboroo guest host.

First time I saw that episode, I lost my shit. Had to explain it to my roommate. Brilliant joke.

It wouldn’t be a Lemon party without Old Dick!

How is Arrested Development not on this list? Everyone can sit and watch, assuming the others are the ones that resemble the show’s characters.

“It’s not a Lemon party without Ol’ Dick!”

Would you binge the whole season at once? I think that might be too much. Probably better to watch a game or two each weekend, Thursdays if you have time.

And everyone said an openly Gay player couldn’t succeed in the NFL!

You just sound like a bitter jobber

And, yet, when Stone Cold Steve Austin does it, he’s a national fucking treasure!

$60,000 if the bitch drops the charges.