The alleged attack took place Nov. 8, and police said it was led by junior DB Brian Githens

So Florida State gets to keep their football program then.

The player so nice, they named him twice.

I have nothing to add to your commentary, but I always thought you were the best jobber around.

You can’t get suspended for that. Just ask Aldon Smith.

+1 USC lawsuit

Can’t wait until he is suspended for showing up to the game drunk.

Before you know it football, basketball, and hockey seasons will be over and it will be time for the Phillies and baseball season.

DeMarco was really excited about the opportunities for the Feats of Strength, but just hasn't been given the opportunity to wrestle the host to the ground at this time.

Whoever wins the NFC Least should pull a college move and decline their postseason invite.

Airing of grievances? Is it Festivus already?

Music media is especially terrible. You’ve gotta really be a insufferable dick to try and convice people that Father John Misty is anything but ironic hipster pussy bullshit.

Pocahotass

Nah, just tell people that you named the kid after Paula Deen.

CONMEBOL? Any relation to MANUTEBOL?

Considering Spain’s history of brutalizing the people of South America around the time that this ship sank, maybe Madrid can let this one go?

The NBA operates on a certain assumption of good faith