I prefer to masturbate while I eat, and then fling some poo.

Two ADULTS in the upper deck both with ponytails AND gloves.

And Jori Lehtera has his own commercial.

Attention TV industry, if you are selling my eyeballs and earholes to advertisers, I am not paying your asses. If I am being sold, I expect to be compensated via free product. If I am paying you, I expect no ads. Until then, I do not have cable.

I’ll tell you who is an attractive man … George Will.

Another great book is the Boglheads Guide to Investing.

Odds on any of those three teams having the better twin switch jerseys for the scrub twin when they needed a key hit?

Hopefully they welcome him back next year with a Pablo Sandoval Muumuu Night at Fenway.

Crunch Berries is the best ever.

Worked for Elvin from the Cosby Show.

The league is meeting now to try and figure out how to screw the Blues in the next game.

And somehow the league will suspend a Blues player for this.

Can’t believe he got Kruk to pose for that photo.

What about the lemmon cakes? Does he have lemmon cakes?

Why can’t the terrorists hit Philly?

Jeff Fisher looks like he has been doing coke for 3 straight days.

I think I read a piece about Harley Race a few months ago. Is he living in U City and running cards in Troy, MO or something like that?