Helluva drug.

David Barkes

Guy looks like he is roided so much you shouldn’t be able to see his shrivelled up nads.

Will this be simulcast on Black Twitter?

Who?

I thought that one hippo was setting her up for the Figure Four Leglock.

I am sick of my health care costs being inflated by people who have skin cancer. Please ban baseball players from playing in the sun.

Looks like Bill Murray.

Why is his oldest going to an out-of-state college? Does anyone in this entire family possess any common sense?

I read all of this and watched the videos. I still have no idea what the fuck is going on.

It’s only soccer people, not a real sport. Try to remember this and not get so crazed about it.

I once found a live mouse in a bottle of Elsinore beer, eh.

Anyone? Even Stephen Hawking?

It’s soccer people. Let’s save the overreactions for real sports, please.

Over five flights, go ahead and take the stairs. Five or less, you better have a medical condition.

I am spinning in my grave.

Boom! Head sh...ah, shit!

The kid is too neat.

I thought this was going to be a Simmons column.