Don’t you mean Royce?

Names matter? LOL. Move outta your mom’s basement, kid.

Old dude in the middle trying to figure out a way to hook up a threesome.

Holy shit! Quiznos is still around?

I prefer ball men.

Shut down their athletics dept for 10 years.

Well, TLR got to manage for a long time in front of the #BFIB. That, in and of itself, is the best reward a man could ever need.

WORLDSTARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The match should be a wheelchair match. As in, the first one to get out of their wheelchair wins the match.

I will never watch THAT match again. That was painful enough to watch once. Someone should have audibled out of that spot after the first botch.

“Look, I know he wanted to eliminate the estate tax,” Stevenson writes of this compassionate man, this model of empathy. Look, I know he cares more about protecting the heritable wealth of the ultra-rich than about funding public schools.

5'9" with the afro.

Looks like the shift was on. I would have been able to leg out an inside-the-park-HR.

How can this be a serious letter?

Might be time to tell TN athletics to take 5 years off.

Sounds like he should sign with the Bills.

Uh, it’s a video game. I play to have fun. If I wanted it to look like real-life, I’d open my door and go have an adventure out there.

NFL should switch to having all players wear those giant, inflatable Sumo suits. It would instantly make the games 450% more fun.

I mean that’s like comparing a regular pizza vs a pizza made from free-range animals and organic meats. You’re dealing with something that really doesn’t matter to your enjoyment of said pizza.

Watched the vid. I’m like “uh, who cares?”