Never would have happened if Zombie Al Davis was still around.

Can’t be any worse than Philly.

Dean Spanos finally learned the meaning behind the adage “money talks, bullshit walks.”

Lightheaded code for drunk?

We did not cover for a drunk Manziel.

Finding out at the end of the day you’ve been wearing your underwear inside out. The whole point of underwear is to keep your taint from rubbing all up against the fabric of your pants. But the next time you wear those drawers, your taint residue will rub against that fabric. It doesn’t even matter how many times you…

David Brothers must be fun to have at a party.

Must be a day ending in “Y” in Philly.

Gee, let’s elect a guy who devoted so much time and energy to propagating lies in the Ferguson case.

Exactly why do MLB and NHL not want people to buy their products? I’d gladly purchase streaming for both leagues, but they apparently do not want me as a customer. Makes no fucking sense.

Why is it called Buffalo, NY instead of Bison, NY then?

The Wisconsin High School Athletic Association frowns on this display of poor sportsmanship. Think of the children!

So, this is no longer #1 on his career highlight reel?

Talk about your first abortion!

Bob Ryan: a face made for radio, and a voice made for print.

Throw another Schnitzel on the barbie!

Quit calling them eSports. They are video games, not sports.

Except “Hands Up” was proven to be a lie once the grand jury testimony and evidence was released.

Normal snowstorm? Not if you tip well and also don’t complain if it takes an hour or so to get your food to you.

In Wisconsin, this would be a technical.