“Guys, why didn’t you tell me you were all going with beards?”

Yeah, in Ferguson the kids would have tried to kill the cops forcing his hand to have to shoot them.

In other words, Pescatelli received a check from Schumer.

Better than most of the Bonaroo lineup.

This applies to just about every aspect of corporate / big business life; not just software development.

Yeah, I cut the cord three years ago. I’m 43 and single. Real life is just more interesting than sitting on a couch watching games. I don’t really miss the sports.

Yeah, I cut the cord three years ago. I’m 43 and single. Real life is just more interesting than sitting on a couch watching games. I don’t really miss the sports.

Reserve all your shit online. Then pick it up when it is ready. You are only in the library for a minute.

I’m more concerned about this dismembered hand!

If he flops as much as all soccer players flop, I don’t think his handle would be appropriate.

With five minutes left in each half, someone on the Chiefs should tap Andy Ried on the shoulder and say “Coach, your end of half buffet is ready” and then lead him to a table of all his favorite foods. Someone else on the staff can take over from there.

This kid is going somehwere in life!

#GoonLivesMatter

I would hope STL wouldn’t fall for it, but politicians and the general public are very, very stupid. The only thing on STL’s side is that over the last few years, NFL games have just become so mediocre, that you can’t see how that many people will still want the product 5-10 years down the road.

Yeah, I do NOT want his jack sock.

I’m gonna go to the strip club and make it rain gold bars.

SPOILERS!

Juice

College sports and ESPN: two institutions that need to be destroyed by any means necessary.

These are not the deflated balls you are looking for.