Never should have transitioned away from the bullpen telegraph.

Why isn’t there an investigation into how the 10,000 Royals fans have managed to hack the All-Star balloting servers?

If I play as the woman, how big can I make her ( . Y . )

Is that Bill Simmons’ entrance music?

He got put in a vacant...duplex.

Take your stinkin’ paws off me, you damn dirty Posey!

Here in the States, we call it a sausage.

Jan’s family’s last name was originally Sickpussy.

Separated at birth

Is this INSIDE of Fenway?

“Chuck Blazer”? Jerry Garcia is not fooling anyone with this alternate identity.

Much better than their first choice of wrestling moves: The Worm.

Fuck yo couch!

Rob Manfred - man, I’ve been blinded by the light humor of the commish.

I once stood next to her at a Brett Michaels concert.

Scrabble will be prepared when he has to smuggle his Apple Watch one day.

Dick Vaginakiss

I like Marion Butts and I cannot lie.