At first, I thought it was an Aunt Jemima t-shirt.

And yet, Chris Berman still manages to keep a job.

Remember that Paris Hilton / Nicole Richie reality TV show? What if I told you we had a male version with Bill Simmons and David Stern?

How will history remember the Jack-o era?

I guess he can go back and help Kimmel become #3 in late night ratings.

This will be like when David Caruso left NYPD Blue.

Just give Grantland to Whitlock.

He left out Cardinals fans.

He should get to 666 and then retire.

Too bad he’s not a woman beater; he’d get drafted for sure.

Please let a streaker make it onto the field somehow.

One of the slogans that just missed the cut:

Also every TNA match.

That Red Rooster is a no good jabroni!

This guy makes pro wrestlers seem well-adjusted.

Sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt!

“ A great journalist is comfortable in situations where everyone else is uncomfortable.”

Is there anyone to embed Jim Ross’s commentary over this piece?

“To be the Man, you have to beat the Man. Wooooo!”

He needs Ron Washington back otherwise he has no one to do lines off of each other’s boner.