So they mustered up some special energy to torment me? Assholes.

Her e-mails. hurt.my.brain.

I am a firm believer that the Kelly Train was derailed by Beyonce. Remember Dilemma with Nelly? Then all of a sudden...poof.be.gone.

That's true about Christina and my oversight, and looking back my comment is probably a disservice to musicians like Scissor Sisters/Elton John/Melissa Etheridge, etc.

@ 1:30ish

Idiot?

Just getting this out of the way, because this song makes me want to break my own jaw with a sledgehammer.

Beyonce once asked me how to spell "Orange."

*coughCater2Ucough*

Gawker has been on a Gaga takedown rampage for weeks. And yesterday's posts on Jezebel devolved into the redundant, "Madonna did it first..." storm of comments.

This isn't the first time. Click the link for the introduction to Kylie's Showgirl tour, and the robotic thing is super similar.

Hearted.

Vocally and musically (with a piano), I agree with Tracie, Gaga is more talented than Madonna. I don't think I've ever seen Madonna sit alongside a piano and do stripped down versions of her songs.

Just adding some Keri Hilson to get rid of Mr. Kanazawa's bad Juju.

See: Weiners, Gretchen. She would totally stab Ceasar and she adheres to the rules of Feminism.

Bitch can sing LIVE.

"Yo Jesus, it's time to get counted," Mary said, putting on her helmet.

I want to go to this Church.

Amy is my favo Sedaris. She and Martha need a show together.