I will never call anyone "Daddy" in bed.

Those pigs deserve to rot in hell. Seriously.

East Coasters got to see it.

College for me too. I was in an early morning 3-hour lab (8 am-11:30am), and someone from our University talked to us about the events before class was let out.

Seconded. I got an offer too, but the rents don't seem too bad (compared to Manhattan where I'm at now). Any advice on neighborhoods is appreciated.

ok.

Dear Wimmen,

My deal with snooping on your partner is:

Manila Luzon is my spirit animal. I wish I could serve "Asian Glamasaurus" as well as she does.

My bad. I must've heard it out of context.

Fabrications? Contrived? And people with connections to the Sacred Heart cabal of systematic bullying (sorry Kelly Bensimmon joke was just asking to be played)?

My shower time duration is directly proportional to how cold it is outside. The colder it is, the longer the shower gets. In the summer I'm taking cold showers and usually out of there ASAP (3-5 minutes).

This.

Taylor Lautner is breaking these statistics with quickness.

Kenzington,

See, I think Harrison John would be a great teacher on Glee. But, it still won't make me watch it.

To be honest, I've always though of Mary Cherry like a living amalgam of Quinn Morgandorfer's Fashion Club. And that's why I love her.

Or perhaps the Ana Gasteyer NPR voice.

Pubic Hair, a nice way to let your sexytimes partners know that you're a sexually mature adult.

For me, I just think it undermines the professional athletes that she's coached and some of the best women's bball players on the planet. It's a direct dig on their professionalism and coachability.