@la.donna.pietra: I just totally recited your first sentence in the style of Madonna's Vogue.

This isn't going to win me fans (I'm going to defend Brown for a bit), but why the dig at his penis? If a conservative woman had won and posed nude, would we make cracks about vagina/breast size? Shouldn't we take the higher road? ::shrug::

@CollegeCamel: Yea. Though it shouldn't come as surprise, as this is the state that voted Mitt Romney into power.

Ummm, Kathy Najimy as Merriweather? Please.make.it.so.

@meritxell: an erotic life: Co-signed. And Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

So...Beyonce counts yea?

@sayah: I love their lead singer. She's fantastic.

@angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip: your response is very sue sylvester. and i love it.

@Elmo: Hidden abortion? Is that like the confession that isn't face to face with the priest? Cause I've never liked the latter either.

@PrettyPrettyPrincess: fabulous. it's pretty incompatible with life. and when someone's truly fabulous—it's not a good thing.

@GiggleLoop: I secretly wish you ate them in the order they were listed.

@Tequila Mockingbird: gah. forgot to attach image. pretend like it was funny the first time please.

@The HZA.: just dont do it here.

@FurrierAndIves: blow on it. nintendo style.

@TheFormerJuneBronson: game theory and conclusion jumping. because there's no way an "uberbabe" can be interesting.

I need to meet Überbabe. I hear she looks like a happy ending on legs and must have phenomenal gaydar.

@Penny: I blame it on the weather. The colder, the more i eat. mother nature, you are a cold-hearted bitch.

@Heather_yeah: hahah. i just wanted a straight up yes or no.

@Scout: haha. if he's not that into me, i'd rather him not be into me on my terms, and preferably not into me at his own apartment.

On Friday I went on a second date, and invited the guy up to my apartment.