Ralph Wiggum + Tasmanian Devil sounds like the type of child I'd trade my firstborn for.

"He's just not that into bills?"

@girlyQ: Agreed. Most gay men friendships (gay guys who are friends with other gay guys) are born out of mutual attractions and turns for the lustful. The only drawback are your future birthday parties whose guestlists read like "This is Your [sex] Life"

@hatepaperdoll: AHHAHAHAHAH! I want one!

@A_Gracious_Plenty:

@Eric Northman is mine: The gran photo is my second favorite character.

Booo. No scary photoshopped picture of gran w/tara and sookie. And being repeatedly hit over the head with the fact that Eric is 1000 years old and has a thing for Bill's human.

@zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: Hahah. It's a pity listing.

@Chamalla, now gainfully employed: Fuck me. I got Steve Buscemi.

@LaFemme: No idea. Two were boys who cheated on me for because I was possessive. I was possessive because they cheated on me.

@dcdulce:

@zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: holy F.

@olowokandi: Libras have f'd me over x3. Never Ever.

Hey Jezzies, what's your sign? And do you believe in that stuff? How close is your horoscope/profile to your own personality?

@greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): Yes, tomorrow I'll make my homosexual child who was conceived outside of marriage get an abortion in a mink coat.

@clarafier: Is Karl the pig?

@Eric Northman is mine: There is no way I can celebrate America's birthday in good conscience when it deprives me of True Blood episodes.

@♥Anti-Social Socialite♥: Psshaw. I have a crush on Doctor Ludwig.

Oh, and Jason Stackhouse, I'd whip my pudding out for you. Anytime. Bring Eric

Those were great pumps.