I'd like to file "I know this is dangerous territory here, but I'm just kind of thinking out loud..." under things that make my eardrums cringe.

The 85-year-old Vanderbilt will release a novel entitled "Obsession: An Erotic Tale." As the book explains, spanking with a Mason-Pearson is a "serious matter," not the kind of thing that is rewarded with the "luscious afterglow of warm cocoa butter." Mint, cayenne pepper and a fresh garden carrot are deployed in the…

@BlueJeans: It's like the summer when Mother Theresa, Versace, and Princess Di all passed away. i has a sad too.

@MJ: See, I'd like a helicopter view of cheating politician's house, while said politician is locked out, and politician's spouse burning all of his/her belongings in a fiery BMW a la Bernadine from Waiting to Exhale.

Grace Coddington is a genius...December. 1992. Steven Meisel—Favorite Editorial Ever.

But, but, b... she's a cheerleader!

I'm throwing in my McNuggets and heading to the Moonlight Bunnyranch, at least I'll able to hang with Airforce Amy.

@oliveA: That part actually made me for reals LOL.

@Eric Northman is mine: Yea. There's some kind of stupid in that family, it's just that having a brother missing his friend who tried to kill his sister, did kill two of his girlfriends, and his grandmother kind of makes Sookie look like a Mensa member.

@dandelionbrowne: I think we've barely scratched the surface with Maryann. I mean, she hasn't aged since meeting Sam, she's pretty strong (she slapped her male servant to the ground), and the black eyes...

@Eric Northman is mine: re: Bill and Sookie—Srsly. I sometimes feel bad for thinking, that for someone who can read minds, Sookie can be so...stupid.

@VegetableServing: Bill is Australian (or maybe English) as well.

@zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: His relationship with Pam is great. "This is bad. Pam is gonna kill me."

@schlegs84 thinks John Galt can suck it.: In her head, I could only make out Bacchus, if that. Oh, and her power of giving the lush the Bone Thugs N Harmony "Crossroads" eyes freaked me out (like it did when Bone Thugs did it).

And Ginger shooting Lafayette in the leg and freaking out about it...

Oh@zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: His new outfit, and scaring off the saleswoman...his bathwater-yes I would.

@anastasia beaverhousen: *speculation* Maryann, being all Bacchus/gluttony (is that a word?) when Sookie read her mind makes me think that she may have done something to Miss Jeanette (who likes to cure people's vices).

wonders if there's blood in his hair.

In terms of spooning-Big Spoon or Little Spoon?

@Casquivana: We are the weirdos, mister.